My first love at first sight
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| My bullet-riddled Alfa Montreal |
But
love forever belongs to your first-love.
No
matter how many homes a lad fancies,
He’ll
everlastingly yearn for his first.
It’s the closest I could get in translating the
following Arabic verses dating back to the ninth century:
نقل فؤادك حيث شئت من الهوى
ما الحب إلا للحبيب الأول
كم منزل في الأرض يعشقه الفتى
و حنينه أبدا لأول منزل
They belong to Syrian-born poet Abu Tammam who spent his youth in Homs, of all places.
According to contemporary Syrian poet Adonis, Abu Tammam "started out
from a vision of poetry as a sort of creation of the world through language,
comparing the relationship between the poet and the word to the relationship
between two lovers…”
All
this is to recount my first love at first sight – not of a woman but of a
supercar.
Of
all the Volkswagen Beetles, Chevrolet Camaros, Nissan Patrols, Mercedes and BMW 4x4s I owned and drove over
the years, my heart belongs to that supercar.
It
was a hot summer night in 1973 and I was walking towards the Palm Beach hotel
on Beirut’s seafront when I passed by the Ain el-Mreisseh showroom of “Bassoul-Hneine”
car dealership. “Bassoul-Hneine” were and still are the agents for several car
makes, chiefly Renault and Alfa Romeo.
The
showroom was well lit. The sight of a supercar in metallic gold, sitting
majestically at one end of the showroom, hit me like lightening. It was indeed
love at first sight.
After
spending some 10 minutes admiring it from the front and the driver’s side only,
because of the way it was parked, I spent a good part of my shuteye time
wondering about its interior, its specifications, and above all its price.
Bassoul-Hneine
were regular advertisers in my weekly magazine. So first thing in the morning I
called in my advertising manager Adel Merhi and described what I saw.
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| File photo of a Montreal in mint condition |
I
said, “Adel, in two words: Go buy me that car from our client Bassoul-Hneine. I
presume the price is prohibitive, so try for a cash-and-barter deal.”
Within
maybe two hours, Adel rang me from Bassoul-Hneine to say, “The car is
mindboggling. It’s their one and only ‘Alfa Romeo Montreal’.
But the dealership wouldn’t budge on the price (the equivalent in Lebanese
liras of $14,000, if I remember correctly) – 90 percent in cash upfront and 10
percent in advertising space.”
I
answered Adel, “Do the deal, but don’t leave the showroom before they put a
‘Sold’ tag on the car. We will finalize and pick up the car tomorrow.”
That’s
what we did.
On
starting the engine, I was thrilled to hear a vigorous V-8 roar. And the
five-minute drive home felt like sitting in a fighter jet ready to launch.
On
arriving home to take my three excited little boys’ for a spin, I could see their
popcorn leaping out of its box.
The
Alfa Montreal was a technological flagship. It was innovative, impressive and
expensive. It was more expensive to buy than the E-type
Jaguar or the Porsche 911.
The Montreal's design by
Giuseppe Bertone was
anything but conservative. Among its innovative features were headlight
eyebrows that pivoted down only when needed to give the car a clean, menacing
look with its headlights off.
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| The Montreal's dashboard and five-speed manual gearbox |
One of its key features
was an easy-revving, small displacement gem of a V8. A detuned version of the
33/2's brilliant engine was dropped into the front of Alfa's Montreal. This
motor, with its tidy alloy construction and SPICA mechanical fuel injection,
was far ahead of its time. It made 200hp out of just 2.6 liters, a very
respectable specific output for a naturally aspirated car. A five-speed manual
gearbox and ventilated disc brakes were also used. In short, it was one of the liveliest
powerhouses of its day.
There were 3,917
Montreal's produced between 1971 and 1975 and they were never exported to the
United States.
Enjoyment
of my Montreal lasted just over a year. By late 1974, the steady rumble of an
approaching civil war had me send the family to England.
By
early 1975, the internecine strife in the country saw me hide my “first love at
first sight” in the basement garage of the Sabbagh Center on Hamra Street,
where I had a PR boutique.
A
stray shell hit the office within months, but the Montreal remained safely “mothballed”
in the third level basement for a year-and-a-half.
A
lull in the civil war in 1977 encouraged me to get the car out with the help of
car electricians and tyre mechanics. But most if not all highways and inner
city roads were inaccessible, roadblocks were everywhere, the gas pumps were
invariably dry and carjackers were a good many.
Within
weeks of its recovery from “internment” in the Sabbagh Center, the Montreal was
riddled with bullets while parked in front of my building during a firefight
involving al-Mourabitoun
and a rival militia.
It
was time I thought to part ways.
I
agreed to sell the Alfa superstar to a dear friend who wanted it for his
younger brother. The brother escaped unhurt when he crashed it beyond repair
within months.
That first love at
first sight was also my last.
